JOKES

JOKE 1 

My heart is sea.
Friends are fishes.
U R one of my golden fish.
I ll keep u safe in my heart.
If u try to escape from my heart .
I ll fry u. B careful Daaaaa....

JOKE 2

 A naughty
monkey came & said
''I wanted 2
trouble some
gud people''
I suggested ur name.
Sudenly it slapped
me & said
'we don't lay with our bossssss....