JOKES

JOKE 1 

Wife       : What is 10 years with me?
Husband : A second.

Wife        : What is $1000 for me?
Husband  : A coin.

Wife        : Ok give me a coin.
Husband : Wait a second

Wife       : ah..............!

JOKE 2

 Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote....