TAMIL JOCKS IN ENGLISH

JOKE 1

Man1: Dei, evvalavu dairiyam irundha en veetukku vandhu ennayae edhirthu pesuva?
Man2: Naadari, ungoo'ttukkulla vandhu unna ethirthu pesama, pakkathu-voottu kaaran'aya edhirthu pesuvaanga?

JOKE 2

Doctor: Ungalukku heart problem irukku.
Kavalai padara maadiriyaana edha irundhalum, thooki erinjudanum. Ok va?
Patient: Appo unga bill'a thooki erinjidava?