TAMIL JOCKS IN ENGLISH

JOKE 1

 Teacher : What r the people of Turkey called?

 Student : I don't know.

Teacher : They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?

Student : They r called Germs.

Teacher : ahhhhhhhh!

JOKE 2

Teacher   : Peter, why r u late for school again?

 Peter       : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

Teacher  : ???????????????