TAMIL JOCKS IN ENGLISH

JOKE 1

person1:"kaludhaiku kalyaanam panni vachom... vellamae vandhuruchu!"

person2:"appuram,nelamaiyay eppidi samaalicheenga?"

person1:"daivers panni vachom..... vellam vadinchiruchu!" 

 JOKE 2

MAN 1: Madham(Religion) Pudicha Animal Ethu thiriuma???

MAN 2: Aaaaaaaaa thiriyala da....

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MAN 1: Yanai(Elephant)

MAN 2: Epadi sollura da?

MAN 1: Because for Yanai(elephant) only Madham Pudikkum  He He He ....

MAN 2: Ahhhh????????