TAMIL JOCKS IN ENGLISH

JOKE 1
Boy : Naama 2 perum Modhiram maathikalaama?
Girl : vendaam!
Boy : yaen?
Girl : un modhiram 2 GRAM! En modhiram 4 GRAM..! JOKE 2
Father : Ennada ella subject layum oru mark mattum vaangi irukka?
Son : Nee thana sonna, ellathalyum Number 1'na varanum endru.