LkG boy on phone: Hello iniku enga payan school ku varamatan avanuku udambuku mudiala.
TEACHER: nenga yaru pasurathu?
BOY: enga Appa pesuraen.
JOKE 2
Munivar : Yeppo intha ullagam alium?
God : Intha msg padikiravar enniku kulikkiraro anniki
Munivar : I jolly, appo intha jenmathula ullagam aliyathu....!