Teacher:yenda naan varumpothu mattum kannadi podura?
Student:Doctor dhaan Thalaivali varumpodhu mattum kannadi poda sonnar!
JOKE 2
Man1: Avar thigil kadhai eludhu vaaru saridhan, aana adhukaaga ippadiya...
Man2: Aen, enna pannaaru?
Man1: Paena'la ink oothi eludhuradhukku badhila ratham oothi eludhuraaru.