TAMIL JOCKS IN ENGLISH

JOKE 1

TTR: Ticket kattu...

Passanger:Ne train na kattu..

TTR: Inthu than ya  train..

Passanger: Apo ithu than ticket..

TTR: Yow Ithu palaya ticket..

Passanger : thodaa nee matum puthu traina katuna..
                  Yara Yematha Pakura......?
TTR:........??????

Joke 2

Man : Sir en wife ya kanala complaint kudukanum..

Post Man: Sir ithu Post office.Nenga Police Station Phonga..

Man : Ayo santhosathula thala kal puriyalaye....!!!!
          yenga porathunu ney theriyalaye...